Tales of THE LAST WEEK from the Hilly, Nauseating Road.

Here's the last of the archives of my journal of last year's travel adventures!

I did it! I made it! I survived! Southern Indiana and I have shared some quality time together..but I’m ready to break up.
The last 2 weeks I’ve had a car that doesn’t have Sirius. Ugh. But I’m dumb and realized I could totally hook up my iPod about 3/4 the way through. And thus I give you #onlyonashlynsipod (I felt a hashtag was necessary for this). So…

I heard Amy Grant (so one of my guilty pleasures from my childhood. Hey, we all have them.) followed by Without Me- Eminem #onlyonashlynsipod
Blink 182 followed by the stud of a crooner Michael Buble #onlyonashlynsipod
Another One Bites the Dust by Queen then Lovebug by the JoBros #onlyonashlynsipod
Gosh. I have such great taste in music.
Here we go..for the last time this season!

THE GOOD!
- Prior to these last 2 weeks I haven’t been on the road as much. My fantasy team had taken a beating during that time. I didn’t have lunch visits to spend updating my team. But the last 2 weeks I did! Let’s just say I went from #1 to #2 and then without travel to #4 and with travel back to #2! Something lunch visits are good for- fantasy football time.
- APPLE DAY! One of my schools had Apple Day and made delicious goodies from apples. Apple pie, apple crisp, apple cider, caramel apples just to name a few. And who got in on all that apple yumminess? ME!
- Did you ever use the special containers made just for Pringles? Well the Shaffer’s loved these little guys and had a ton. I saw a girl using one and was instantly reminded of my lunch box that had an etch a sketch in it as well as that container.

THE BAD!
- Drove by an adult theatre and saw a sign that read “Gobble up your way…: and that was all I read. I just couldn’t bring myself to read the rest.
- All schools have blended together. I sat outside a school for about 15 minutes figuring out what door was the main entrance. When I thought I finally had it figured out, I got out of my car and saw a sign that pointed to the main office. Cool.
- I had some freshmen flick coins by my table so they could come over and get them. You got me. Here I thought I could finally make it rain.

THE UGLY!
- For the 2nd week in a row I was blamed for a “miscommunication”.So I checked my e-mail when I left. Who has a visit from August 17 confirming 10 am? This girl.
- I had a girl in my visit say that “counselors are like car salesmen. We call and tell them we’re between 2 schools and we can totally negotiate our scholarship. They’ll give us more because they want us.” I can’t believe it. A car salesman?! No. I am not a car salesman.And just for that, I will deduct from your scholarship...but not really because guess what. I HAVE NO AUTHORITY TO CHANGE YOUR SCHOLARSHIP!

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